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Azores Hi

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Little did I know that when I got my cat a few years back that I would get hundreds of free pets. The other day I was watching TV when I felt something on my arm, looking down I saw a little flea crawling across my skin.

'Calmly' and 'rationally' I made a lunge for it with the remote control. Smashing it's little body to bits.

On closer inspection of our cat with a fine toothed comb I discovered he was host to a rather formidable number of the little blighters.

"Ah, no wonder he's been acting irrational"

I said.

"For gods' sake don't just stand there, do something"

Thought the cat.

Without further ado I set about the cat with an array of chemical and biological devices designed to combat our uninvited guests.

Result......................no fleas on the cat but the cat now hates my guts and just sits there with his back to me looking disgusted.

Ungrateful little b*****d

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Oooo...you need to get some of that stuff that you drip on the back of their neck and then you don' have to do it again for ages: can't remember what it's called, but I think it might be 'frontline' or something like that....fantastic stuff!

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Azores Hi
Oooo...you need to get some of that stuff that you drip on the back of their neck and then you don' have to do it again for ages: can't remember what it's called, but I think it might be 'frontline' or something like that....fantastic stuff!

Yes got some of that, also turps, sheepdip, swarfega, Buzzoff, antdeath, battery acid and Cillit Bang. I.ve burnt the entire contents of the house and painted a red cross on the door.

This morning I found a flea.

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