As the azores high slips majestically away from our shores after a lengthy stay (like a relative who's visit is at first welcomed but after 2 weeks of complaining about the bed and the food is booted out with an empty promise of staying in touch and a visit at Chrimbo). So too must I.

I'm on holiday for a week!

I shall return however.

Look for me in the west on the dawning of the 24th day of this month of September!

Farewell......for now!

**Dramatically throws object to the ground and is enveloped in a cloud of blue smoke**

As the smoke clears Azores is still standing there and makes a sheepish exit stage left.

Pillock!