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Crazy lady: the return


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You might remember me saying about a crazy lady last year that wanted to have lunch with me because she used to live in the same home town as me. Well she is back. She came into the Bank about 3 weeks ago and some how she knew I was going to England. I guess its a small town

Anyway, I smiled politely and said 'yes crazy lady, thats correct'. So she promptly pulled out a big parcel from her bag and asked if I could drop it off to her friends, who live in my home town. Being the professional I am I reluctantly agreed, stating that if I could fit it in I would.

Then I got thinking; drugs? small child? I could be partaking in some illegal activites, and not the usual ones I do at the weekend. So I open the bag at home on the day I leave to check....whats in it? Tonnes and tonnes of religious stuff like pictures of Jesus and all that stuff.

Now as you know I am not a religious man but nonetheless I did my bit and when I got to England I knocked on the door......well, barking mad or what, sandals, long hair, chains around their necks, and that was just the dogs. I couldnt get out of there quick enough, not before they tried converting me to Christianity...

Anyway, I get to my point...she hasnt come back in to say thanks.....how rude. Jesus, I did her a favour!

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