The Phil and Looby Show (day 2)
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No smoking day 2.
Fine so far- actually really good.
Monday in the Parking Unit is not a good day- phone goes none stop. The only blip I had was at 2.15 this afternoon with a "idiot" - I use the word for little eyes (get my meaning 
) who wanted a permit for parking after getting a penalty charge notice. He had a go at me. BIGGGGG mistake. Mood turned blacker than the sky from a supercell from France. This was the conversation.
"You want a beat message" -Me
"Yeah- I can't get to your office. It's your fault mate" -him
"Well I posted your permit- have you checked your neighbours (he lives in flat in a block)" -me
"Nah can't be bothered" - me
"Your car registration plate SIR" me
Gives me car reg
"Got a pen sir?" - me
"Can't be bothered to get one" - him
"Well I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO GIVE YOU DISPENSATION..... S I R". -me (my team hiding at this point laughing! )
" Your name mate" -him
"Phil Durrant" - me
"I'll report you and come and sort you out"- him
"Thank you for calling" - me- drags out puffer and nicroette cartridge. I inhale deeply and think nice thoughts.
And yes he came in to see us but my cashier calmed him down. Last week that would have been 2 fags and a cup of coffee. Today was a puffer, a bag of Dorittos(cold flavour) and some fizzy water!
I feel a non smoker. Just! :lol:
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