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  • Location: North Kenton (Tyne-and-Wear)6miles east from newcastle airport
  • Location: North Kenton (Tyne-and-Wear)6miles east from newcastle airport

    And at unearthly hours of the morning too. 0330 this morning

    nigel

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  • Location: New York City
  • Location: New York City

    I've seen birds cough and sneeze, when I used to work in the pet shop.

    This is where someone comes along and says its physically impossible.

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  • Location: Berlin, Germany
  • Weather Preferences: Ample sunshine; Hot weather; Mixed winters with cold and mild spells
  • Location: Berlin, Germany

    Our budgies definitely sneeze - often in your face... Never heard them cough though.

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  • Location: Cambridgeshire Fens. 3m ASL
  • Location: Cambridgeshire Fens. 3m ASL

    They do cough and sneeze. How else would you know they had bird flu. :blink:

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  • Location: Mytholmroyd, West Yorks.......
  • Weather Preferences: Hot & Sunny, Cold & Snowy
  • Location: Mytholmroyd, West Yorks.......
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    Is that an Indonesian 'wet' market?

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  • Location: frogmore south devon
  • Location: frogmore south devon
    They do cough. The cockertil we had when I was a kid developed a cough, then died :)

    it didn't cough it croaked

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  • Location: Haverhill Suffolk UK
  • Weather Preferences: Thunderstorms, Squall Lines, Storm Force Winds & Extreme Weather!
  • Location: Haverhill Suffolk UK

    Ive heard a bird fart. :rolleyes:

    It was in June 2006, when an oversized Robin flew ferociously into my back garden and landed on my Jacaranda (Tropical American tree with sweet-smelling wood and pale purple flowers) It then negotiated with itself as to which leg it should hoist up. Well the left raised and out come this revolting, loathsome and gut-wrentching fart.

    Mammatus :o

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  • Location: Western Isles
  • Location: Western Isles
    Ive heard a bird fart. :rolleyes:

    It was in June 2006, when an oversized Robin flew ferociously into my back garden and landed on my Jacaranda (Tropical American tree with sweet-smelling wood and pale purple flowers) It then negotiated with itself as to which leg it should hoist up. Well the left raised and out come this revolting, loathsome and gut-wrentching fart.

    Mammatus :o

    and where did this fact orginate? down the pub I suspect

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  • Location: Mytholmroyd, West Yorks.......
  • Weather Preferences: Hot & Sunny, Cold & Snowy
  • Location: Mytholmroyd, West Yorks.......
    I heard a bird fart once. Big girl she was....Donna.

    Didn't hang around for the taste test then?.......

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  • Location: Mytholmroyd, West Yorks.......
  • Weather Preferences: Hot & Sunny, Cold & Snowy
  • Location: Mytholmroyd, West Yorks.......
    had she been eating a Donna Kebab? Or is that just too rude...

    If she hadn't chewed and just 'rammed it home' it may have done the job.......

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