Why do birds never cough?

[Mondy]

They just seem to sing.

Aww Bless 'em....

[stormchaser1]

And at unearthly hours of the morning too. 0330 this morning

nigel

[Hiya]

I've seen birds cough and sneeze, when I used to work in the pet shop.

This is where someone comes along and says its physically impossible.

[Bobby]

They do cough, I've often heard pigeons doing it.

[The Penguin]

Do they spam blatantly too?

[Bottesford]

Our budgies definitely sneeze - often in your face... Never heard them cough though.

[Greyowl]

They do cough and sneeze. How else would you know they had bird flu. :blink:

[M'Lady]

Because they can't put their hands over their mouths?

[Mondy]

[PersianPaladin]

ROFLCOPTER

[Gray-Wolf]

Is that an Indonesian 'wet' market?

Edited May 17, 2007 by Gray-Wolf

[Louby]

They do cough. The cockertil we had when I was a kid developed a cough, then died

[BARRY]

They do cough. The cockertil we had when I was a kid developed a cough, then died

it didn't cough it croaked

[Mammatus]

Ive heard a bird fart.

It was in June 2006, when an oversized Robin flew ferociously into my back garden and landed on my Jacaranda (Tropical American tree with sweet-smelling wood and pale purple flowers) It then negotiated with itself as to which leg it should hoist up. Well the left raised and out come this revolting, loathsome and gut-wrentching fart.

Mammatus :o

Edited September 1, 2007 by Mammatus

[Cookie]

Ive heard a bird fart.

It was in June 2006, when an oversized Robin flew ferociously into my back garden and landed on my Jacaranda (Tropical American tree with sweet-smelling wood and pale purple flowers) It then negotiated with itself as to which leg it should hoist up. Well the left raised and out come this revolting, loathsome and gut-wrentching fart.

Mammatus :o

and where did this fact orginate? down the pub I suspect

[Osbourne One-Nil]

I heard a bird fart once. Big girl she was....Donna.

[Gray-Wolf]

I heard a bird fart once. Big girl she was....Donna.

Didn't hang around for the taste test then?.......

[Hairy Celt]

I heard a bird fart once. Big girl she was....Donna.

had she been eating a Donna Kebab? Or is that just too rude...

[Gray-Wolf]

had she been eating a Donna Kebab? Or is that just too rude...

If she hadn't chewed and just 'rammed it home' it may have done the job.......