Todays Sunday People

[jemtom]

http://www.people.co.uk/news/tm_headline=i...-name_page.html

[jemtom]

Well I suppose it helps to sell papers!!

[Kent Snow]

This particular quote made me chuckle.

And even the normally-chilly north of Scotland is set for a pleasant 14degC (57degF).

[saint]

very strange

saint

[Cookie]

hmm rather alarmed 14oC must buy some sunscreen...

[jemtom]

Ribster - don't shoot the messenger...

[BLAST FROM THE PAST]

The media :lol:

BFTP

[Roger J Smith]

Near-normal wave set to continue

by Desmond Dull-normal and a team of reporters for the Daily Stun

Meteorologists (did we spell that right?) say that Britain will continue to face an onslaught of near-normal conditions, as bizarre weather patterns cover the globe and Al Gore thinks of something to say when he gets the Nobel Peas Prize for Whatever He Did.

"Air masses are approaching Britain from the west," explained Nellie Niblet of the weather firm Pay Us for Free Information, or PUFI, "and that can be a direction where seas are about the same temperature as they have always been."

From one end of the country to the other, people have been remarking that the weather is deadly dull and about as boring as PGA golf without Tiger Woods. "It was 16 in Birmingham yesterday," said Willie Cumbersome, "and I can't remember when it was last that close to normal."

Al Gore has been quoted as saying that even prolonged spells of dull, near normal weather concern him. "Everything concerns me," he told a Stun reporter, "and everything points in only one direction, the doom of civilization, and massive global catastrophe."

It was 13 C in Wick yesterday, and parts of Denmark roasted in 15 C sunshine after a foggy start. Meteorologists say this is all part of a weather phenomenon known as "really boring high pressure weather," or RBHPW, which can be associated with either El Nina, or La Nino, something that might happen in the Pacific Ocean if we are lucky.

[Cookie]

It is rather dull at the moment to be honest

[BLAST FROM THE PAST]

Near-normal wave set to continue

by Desmond Dull-normal and a team of reporters for the Daily Stun

Meteorologists (did we spell that right?) say that Britain will continue to face an onslaught of near-normal conditions, as bizarre weather patterns cover the globe and Al Gore thinks of something to say when he gets the Nobel Peas Prize for Whatever He Did.

"Air masses are approaching Britain from the west," explained Nellie Niblet of the weather firm Pay Us for Free Information, or PUFI, "and that can be a direction where seas are about the same temperature as they have always been."

From one end of the country to the other, people have been remarking that the weather is deadly dull and about as boring as PGA golf without Tiger Woods. "It was 16 in Birmingham yesterday," said Willie Cumbersome, "and I can't remember when it was last that close to normal."

Al Gore has been quoted as saying that even prolonged spells of dull, near normal weather concern him. "Everything concerns me," he told a Stun reporter, "and everything points in only one direction, the doom of civilization, and massive global catastrophe."

It was 13 C in Wick yesterday, and parts of Denmark roasted in 15 C sunshine after a foggy start. Meteorologists say this is all part of a weather phenomenon known as "really boring high pressure weather," or RBHPW, which can be associated with either El Nina, or La Nino, something that might happen in the Pacific Ocean if we are lucky.

Brilliant Needed that after last nights abysmal rugby match. Oh well done to all my English friends, but it was a RBHPW game.

BFTP

[Mammatus]

25C? Media