Storm poems,songs and rhymes(Just for fun)

[Jane Louise]

Do you know any good ones.

[more_cape_please]

There once was a bloke called ted,

who filmed lightning direct from his shed,

one day he screamed YIKES,

after several close strikes,

and now he hides under the bed.

[Jane Louise]

There once was a bloke called ted,

who filmed lightning direct from his shed,

one day he screamed YIKES,

after several close strikes,

and now he hides under the bed.

Lol

One spring day the big round sun

Winked at a cloud just for fun.

That dark gray cloud thundered and cried,

Scattering raindrops on all outside.

But when the sun peeked out from a sunset low

Together they both made a gay rainbow!

A Thunderstorm

A moment the wild swallows like a flight

Of withered gust-caught leaves, serenely high,

Toss in the windrack up the muttering sky.

The leaves hang still. Above the weird twilight,

The hurrying centres of the storm unite

And spreading with huge trunk and rolling fringe,

Each wheeled upon its own tremendous hinge,

Tower darkening on. And now from heaven's height,

With the long roar of elm-trees swept and swayed,

And pelted waters, on the vanished plain

Plunges the blast. Behind the wild white flash

That splits abroad the pealing thunder-crash,

Over bleared fields and gardens disarrayed,

Column on column comes the drenching rain.

Archibald Lampman

[Coast]

The Storm By Dean Thorpe.

Hear the thunder rumble, a sound from miles away

Is it getting nearer, or over for today

A flash of blinding light, electric in the skies

Looking out the window, it really hurts my eyes

After comes the rumble, the clash of cloud on cloud

Feel the floor vibrating, that one was really loud

Still more lightning flashes, it hit's the old oak tree

Lightning in the garden, now that's too close for me

The Storm by J. Herbert Presley

The boiling clouds flood the cauldron of the universe,

And spill into a crystal sky.

Lightening flashes in the looming darkness.

Storm.

Ominous. Wicked. Threatening.

Rain; curtain hiding a vicious finger.

Wind; blowing a cacophony of destruction.

In the mist a twisting, snakelike shadow.

Storm.

Writhing. Moving. Deadly.

An aftermath of destruction, sorrow.

Lives rammed into reality.

Bodies smashed into ground.

Storm.

Remember. Fear. Anxiety.

People who will never be the same.

Memories that will live on forever.

Fearful, struggling, because of

Storm.

[more_cape_please]

How about a netweather anthem,

Need to have the tune 'i will survive' in your head whilst reading this:

First I was afraid

I was petrified,

by the cape and lifted index

on the charts last nite

those synoptics cant be right

gfs must have it wrong

now the met have tagged along

and all the forums start to throng

torro are back

back on the case

theyve got warnings up to here

and nado’d up the goddam place

now estofex have set the clock

and carols humdinging with glee

mr fish has just been beckoned

Christ i need to save my tree

yes, i am mad.

[Jane Louise]

How about a netweather anthem,

Need to have the tune 'i will survive' in your head whilst reading this:

First I was afraid

I was petrified,

by the cape and lifted index

on the charts last nite

those synoptics cant be right

gfs must have it wrong

now the met have tagged along

and all the forums start to throng

torro are back

back on the case

theyve got warnings up to here

and nado'd up the goddam place

now estofex have set the clock

and carols humdinging with glee

mr fish has just been beckoned

Christ i need to save my tree

yes, i am mad.

Lol more like this please.

[Jane Louise]

Thunderstorm Cartoons

[dogs32]

How about a netweather anthem,

Need to have the tune 'i will survive' in your head whilst reading this:

First I was afraid

I was petrified,

by the cape and lifted index

on the charts last nite

those synoptics cant be right

gfs must have it wrong

now the met have tagged along

and all the forums start to throng

torro are back

back on the case

theyve got warnings up to here

and nado’d up the goddam place

now estofex have set the clock

and carols humdinging with glee

mr fish has just been beckoned

Christ i need to save my tree

yes, i am mad.

10 out of 10

[A.J]

Well as hurricanes are in the news, I thought I'd submit my own, very tongue in cheek, little ditty....

Entitled 'Honey, A English hurricane ate my dustbin'

to the tune of 'Sweet Home Alamba'

(btw its bad!)

"Big clouds keep on churning

Rain belts down upon my skin

Stormy winds scour my garden

and blew away my new dustbin....aint that a sin, yeah

Well I heard Michael Fish talk about it

Only France will take direct hits

He forgot to watch the NW forecast

now my dustbin got blown to bits.....aint that the sh'ts?!

chorus

150 miles an hour

and the skies are so grey

150 miles an hour

My dustbin has been blown away

In Birmingham, they got a soaking

London & Manchester too

but my garden took a pounding

my new dustbin?...yes it flew!

chorus

150 miles an hour

and the skies are so grey

150 miles an hour

My dustbin has blown away

Whoever wrote these lyrics must have a screw loose....erm, that would be me then

[Jane Louise]

Well as hurricanes are in the news, I thought I'd submit my own, very tongue in cheek, little ditty....

Entitled 'Honey, A English hurricane ate my dustbin'

to the tune of 'Sweet Home Alamba'

(btw its bad!)

"Big clouds keep on churning

Rain belts down upon my skin

Stormy winds scour my garden

and blew away my new dustbin....aint that a sin, yeah

Well I heard Michael Fish talk about it

Only France will take direct hits

He forgot to watch the NW forecast

now my dustbin got blown to bits.....aint that the sh'ts?!

chorus

150 miles an hour

and the skies are so grey

150 miles an hour

My dustbin has been blown away

In Birmingham, they got a soaking

London & Manchester too

but my garden took a pounding

my new dustbin?...yes it flew!

chorus

150 miles an hour

and the skies are so grey

150 miles an hour

My dustbin has blown away

Whoever wrote these lyrics must have a screw loose....erm, that would be me then :lol:

lol that is funny :lol:

[more_cape_please]

Nice one aj, lets have some more.

Poor fishy, top forecasting legend and we all take the mick. Ha Ha

[Coast]

There's been some classics of course:

Some old ones:

Some recent ones:

And some foregtable ones!

[Jane Louise]

Thanks Coast will have a good look at this later.

[Jane Louise]

Hey Coast,

What is the fifth video down called? After working out what they were singing, I came up with 'The Tornado twist', am I right lol.Also sounds very rockabilly .

[Jane Louise]

Here are some songs I have found.If anybody knows any with any storm lyrics in please post up.

Bruce Springsteen - Thunder Road

Thunder & Lightning -Thin Lizzy

The Thunder Rolls -Garth Brooks

God of Thunder...Kiss

Phil Collins-Thunder And Lightning

a-ha - "Rolling Thunder"

Big Country - Thunder and Lightning

Duran Duran - Sound of Thunder"

Mark Knopfler - The Rocks and the Thunder

u2 summer rain & electrical storm

Deep Purple - Stormbringer

Blackmore's Night - Storm

Europe - Stormwind

Gamma Ray - Last Before The Storm

Gary Moore - Running From The Storm

Gary Moore - Stormy Monday

Hughes Turner Project - Ride The Storm

Jimi Hendrix - In From The Storm

Joe Satriani - Mind Storm

Queensryche - Before The Storm

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Storm In A Teacup

W.A.S.P. - Raging Storm

Weezer - The Quiet Storm

Whitesnake - Wings Of The Storm

Accept - Thunder And Lightning

AC/DC - Thunderstruck

Gary Moore - Thunder Rising

Ian Gillan - Naked Thunder

Ozzy Osbourne - Thunder Underground

W.A.S.P. - Thunderhead

ZZ Top - Thunderbird

Electric Light Orchestra - Summer and Lightning

And the lyrics to

Storms Never Last by Dr Hook:

storms never last do they babe

bad times all pass with the wind

your hand in mine stills the thunder

and you make the sun wanna shine

you followed me down so many roads, babe

i picked wild flowers and sung you soft sad songs

and every road we took lord knows our search was for the truth

and the clouds brewin' now won't be the last

but storms never last do they babe

bad times all pass with the wind

your hand in mine stills the thunder

and you make the sun wanna shine

storms never last do they babe

bad times all pass with the wind

your hand in mine stills the thunder

and you make the sun wanna shine

storms never last do they babe

bad times all pass with the wind

your hand in mine stills the thunder

and you make the sun wanna shine

[Coast]

Hey Coast,

What is the fifth video down called? After working out what they were singing, I came up with 'The Tornado twist', am I right lol. Also sounds very rockabilly .

It is the Tornado Twist by 'Larry Brinkley and The Tornadoes' from the early 1960's (possibly 1962) He was a Tennessee rockabilly artist.

[Andy Bown]

Rain drizzle downpour drops,

Wet and grim it never stops!

© Me, today

[Jane Louise]

Rain drizzle downpour drops,

Wet and grim it never stops!

© Me, today

It's certainly true lol

[Jane Louise]

A little girl walked daily to and from school. Though the weather one morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to the elementary school.

As the day progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The mother of the little girl was worried that her daughter would be frightened as she walked home from school, and she herself feared that the electrical storm might harm her child. Following the roar of the thunder, lightning would cut through the sky like a flaming sword.

Being concerned, the mother got into her car and drove along the route to her child's school. Soon she saw her daughter walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look and smile. One followed another, each with the little girl stopping, looking at the streak of light and smiling.

Finally, the mother called her over to the car and asked, "What are you doing?"

The child answered, "God keeps taking pictures of me!"

[Jane Louise]

The Storm

James K. McAlister

Wind rustled crunching leaves

That on the sidewalk lay.

There was a big storm coming

On a windy Autumn day.

Thunder rumbled overhead

And shook me through and through.

A jagged bolt of lightning struck!

The sky then cracked in two!

Rain washed down the dirty road.

It hissed, and gushed, and muttered.

The downpour swept dead leaves away

Into the bubbling gutter.

Oh how I miss the storms, It's been so long now