What Was The Xmas 2008 Top Of The Pops?

[Chris Knight]

I heard there was a warming world

Caused by excess we could not afford

But you don't believe it all, do ya?

It goes like this, we burnt this stuff

We dug it up, it warmed us up

And baffled all the smart folks who told it to ya

Told it to ya, Told it to ya

Told it to ya, Told it to ya

Your faith was strong but you needed proof

CO2 going through the roof

And a few warm years just overthrew ya

Microscopic changes in the air

The sun, its face was clear and fair

The polar ice withdrew to nothing - new there?

Something new there?

Nothing new there?

Maybe we've been here before

We expect the world to be same as before

But it always keeps on changing, it will throw ya!

We put our flags on different schools

We argue, proving we are fools

A cold and broken "Yaa Boo" to ya

"Yaa Boo" to ya, "Yaa Boo" to ya

"Yaa Boo" to ya, "Yaa Boo" to ya

There was a time when we could grow

By questioning what we thought we know

But the experts who knew best just fed it to ya

They told us what they said was true

Their computers proved it too

You'll pay for sin, it's CO2 yeah

CO2 yeah, CO2 yeah

CO2 yeah, CO2 yeah

Maybe there's a change out there

Maybe nothing to beware

Ghosts and shadows all can fool ya

We fear the noises in the night

They fade away when it gets light

We wake, we make each morning new, yeah

Really cool yeah, really cool yeah

Really cool yeah, really cool yeah

[Gray-Wolf]

Mr Cohen might want a peep at that!

[noggin]

That is just SOOOOOO good that I will let you off for having messed about with one of my all-time favourite songs! B)

Alexandra Burke, however, will never be forgiven.