I have a range of kagools, overcoats, raincoats, drover coats, barbours, and fleeces; I have three grades of thermal underwear; I have hill-walking kit, mountaineering and ice climbing kit, and skiing kit; I have thermal trousers, waterproof trousers, and thermal waterproof trousers; I have more kinds of boots than that Marcos woman; I have wooly hats, waxed cotton hats and a sou-wester; I have jumpers, jerseys and pullovers in abundance; and I have every conceivable type of glove and mit you could name. I do not however have anything that's up to a Scottish bank holiday Monday. Summer just around the corner? My aris!