So, another day of disappointment. I think it's gotten to the stage where it becomes hilarious that you haven't seen anything. Of course, most eastern parts have had nothing, but I've came so close on multiple occasions until this town goes into 'SDF' (Storm Defence Mode). Here are the instructions for the employees at this company:
1. Try to change the direction of the storm.
2. If that fails, attempt to make the storm completely fizzle out.
3. If that fails, make the storm lose all electrical activity and just be rain.
4. If, God forbid, a storm gets through, ensure that it lasts for a short amount of time, and that there is no more than two rumbles of thunder!
5. Press the big red button with a 'Self-Destruct' label above it.