Ah Vasectomies, when I went under the knife,I was up second on the day, in the ward prior to surgery starting they wheeled away the first victim who was up first, we knew each other and we realised we were in for the same op, so I shouted over to him as he left the ward "I'm up next, so away and get his eye in", back came the reply "Aye at least I'm going in while the knifes still sharp".