Chase 2009 Day 15 Discussion

[nsrobins]

Looks like something that needs attention in the Amarillo area tonight (Monday):

ADVANCE WARNING OF AN EDSS (EXTREMELY DANGEROUS STOMACH SITUATION)

BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED

SEVERE INDIGESTION WARNING

NATIONAL STEAK SERVICE AMARILLO TX

0033 PM CDT MON MAY 11 2009

THE NATIONAL STEAK SERVICE IN AMARILLO HAS ISSUED A

* SEVERE INDIGESTION WARNING FOR...

RANDALL AND POTTER COUNTY IN NORTHWEST TEXAS...

* UNTIL 1.00 PM CDT WEDS MAY 13 2009

NATIONAL STEAK SERVICE THERAPISTS PREDICT

A SEVERE CASE OF OVER-EXCESS, LEADING TO DAMAGING WINDS IN EXCESS OF 60 MPH.

THIS EXCESS WILL BE LOCATED OVER THE BIG TEXAN STEAKHOUSE IN CENTRAL POTTER COUNTY, SOME 20 YARDS NORTH OF THE I40.

THIS SITUATION HAS A LONG HISTORY OF PRODUCING PROBLEMS REQUIRING MEDICAL ATTENTION

THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS WILL ALSO BE AFFECTED:

THE BIG TEXAN ROOMS, THE I40 AND ROUTES NORTH OF THIS LOCATION THROUGHOUT THE FOLLOWING DAY

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

IN ADDITION TO DAMAGING WINDS...PAINFUL CRAMPS, FREQUENT TOILET STOPS AND THE OVERIDING CONVICTION NEVER TO EAT SO MUCH AGAIN ... WILL ALSO OCCUR WITH THIS SITUATION.

PERSONS IN PROXIMITY OF THE SUBJECTS AFFECTED ARE ADVISED TO SEEK SHELTER NOW.

<_< :wub:

[Nick F]

Hehe, I like that ...

So, it won't be storms we are following tonight, it will be watching Ian Cameron take on the 72oz steak challange! Just make sure Ian that you don't eat anything today and drink lots of water.

[Sloopy]

Brilliant - will this make the charts?

[Ross B]

The Texas sunset. The other guys have pictures as well so i'm sure they will post them up.