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Methuselah

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  1. Methuselah
    Now here's a pair of humdingers...I promise not to milk them, SFQ.
  2. Methuselah
    It's all in the wrist-action!
  3. Methuselah
    And a few Poles:
  4. Methuselah
    In other words, it's going to rain!
  5. Methuselah
    Not exactly SFQ: so here's the next best thing.
  6. Methuselah
    Is that what Mary Warner looks like? I think I'll stick to my lonely goat herd - yodel (odeyodelodelyoldlady) oh he he!
  7. Methuselah
    Yodel ohehe!
  8. Methuselah
    I like coconut. I like Malibu. But I cannae stand Topics...Especially topics that aren't anything to do with goats!
  9. Methuselah
    Thanks from me too, HC...I've no idea where the quote came from!
  10. Methuselah
    Well, hellooo - like my new beard? All ready for Easter!
  11. Methuselah
    Afternoon peeps...Say hello to my friend?
  12. Methuselah
    Night all.
  13. Methuselah
    I've just remembered: I actually have the original vinyl of Lindisfarne's Fog on The Tyne. I borrowed it from my Uncle Bob, on Boxing Day 1970. Perhaps y'all could remind me to give it back?
  14. Methuselah
    Too late...The fog on The Tyne is all mine, all mine!
  15. Methuselah
    Truly amaizing!
  16. Methuselah
    Not quite, it's even worse than that, I'm afraid - it's...Tarzan The Fridge! What's your native language BTW?
  17. Methuselah
    That guy's expression had me in stitches!
  18. Methuselah
    What's white and swings through the jungle?
  19. Methuselah
    When I was about 16 I suggested we paint the wall with Durex!
  20. Methuselah
    Is 'stoping' the kids strictly legal?
  21. Methuselah
    Had eight inches on Good Friday 1975...I take it, the muppets at the Daily Excreta have short memories!
  22. Methuselah
    As in: preheat oven to 190C, put in stuffs, baste chicken with butter, and gob on it every twenty-minutes until juices run clear? PS: After a wee shufty in the MAD thread, we're all going to be buried by next Wednesday...Phuket!
  23. Methuselah
    You just don't understand the trials and tribulations of living life as a humble potato. But it's nae your fault. How could you ever be expected to know?
  24. Methuselah
    Odd innit? I cannae help it if my marbles have gone away? PS: They used to call me 'Tatty' when I was wee...
  25. Methuselah
    There's no point trying to avoid the inevitability of potatoes' eventual emancipation: we even have royalty on our side - King Edward has also decided to 'chip' in!
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