I am in a Flood risk too, but it's more for beddie, the river is a fair distance from me and will get the field first.
1. Next door and her new BF came home again at 3am this morning and woke us up banging her door and thinking its funny.
2. I am awaiting, finally, last lot of presents.
3. It is blimin' raining again
4. I'm ill.
5. House across from us is having it's en-suite re-done and for the past 3 days, quite lonely, has been a toilet on the path. It's christmas, I may go and give it a hug.