January, mild. Very wet and stormy, with Somerset Levels flooding again, and floods in the north not easing due to added rainfall.
February, mild, drier than the last few months.
March, possibly a cooler spell or two, though no snow for lowland England. Average rainfall.
April, cooler than average, showery and unsettled.
May, early warmth and settled weather, but wet and cool later.
June, wetter and cooler than average.
July, warm and generally settled, with a plume (possibly a couple).
August, Warm and drier than average, with some thundery spells.
September, Settled first half of the month, but rapidly heading downhill.
October, wet and windy.
November, wet and windy.
December, much the same as this year, with storms, flooding and excessively mild. Even then, most posters on Netweather won't accept that winters in the UK are changing rapidly.
Please note that I don't want excessive rainfall and flooding, it's just what I fear might happen.