I think it is time for us all to join hands in a circle and pray, everyone join hands and repeat after me:
Oh Thor, great one and bringer of joy to us weather nerds,
Please grant us which we so longed for and deserve,
Have sweated and hair has frizzed for months on end for,
Have watched radar and had hopes dashed for,
We faithfully chase and photograph for,
Have waited with baited breath for long years for,
We ask you oh noble and powerful Thor,
That you bring to us a wonderful, huge, last all night thunderstorm.
We pray in mighty Thor's name,
Amen.