Introduction
In order to help the team in busy periods we have devised a status threat monitor that represents the likelihood of 'winter froth' appearing on the forum.
Winter frothing is defined as 'a predisposition to always post about the possibilities of cool or cold weather in the form of frost, sleet, snow and ice no matter how remote, how far into the future and more importantly, how unlikely' (from "Winter terms and definitions", 2009 'SATSIGS' publications, available by mail order from JML).
In the same publication, Winter frothers are described as 'mostly harmless' and are entertaining to deal with in terms of objectivity and science.
Threat levels
There are five levels of threat:
critical - a period of 'winter frothing' is expected imminently colour dark blue
severe - a period of 'winter frothing' is highly likely colour light blue
substantial - a period of 'winter frothing' is a strong possibility colour green
moderate - a period of 'winter frothing' is possible but not likely colour orange
low - a period of 'winter frothing' is unlikely colour red
We hope the new system and the explanation above enhances your enjoyment of the forum over the coming months which appear to be quite exciting*.
*This is what the book describes as an implied winter froth which more advanced students of the subject may have spotted.