[Blimey, A Year Already]

Welcome back Dazza, don't be a stranger!!!

[Muffin Removal]

Muffin removal *snigger*

[The Summers Gone]

I'm to old for Elliot Minor, but I think I knew his Father, Elliot Senior at Eton.....

Good luck next semester Sammie!

[Banana Suprise!]

The frog? _ a little garlic and some basil, gently sautéed for 6 minutes and served with a warm Rocket salad....

[Worst 3 Days In A Row Ever]

You need a character reference??? I'm yer man then!!

[Life...]

How can anyone spend [b]too much[/b] time in banter? - it's the prefect antidote to the real world!

(I never saw the innuendo in your opening sentence myself )

[Well I've Passed The Course Work At Least.]

A little drinkies to celebrate?

[Pinching Myself In To Other Peoples Dreams.]

[I Really Shouldn't....]

Who says your a touchy grouchy old cow then? That's not the Louby I know!

[img]http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/HappyCow.jpg[/img]

[The Upcoming Winter, Four Experts Come Together..]

Yes, I'm just picturing that now

[img]http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/nazi-germany-surrenders-2.jpg[/img]

Cold, very very cold.......

[Oh Dear God This Got A Whole Lot More Complex]

Go for it Sammie! If I was closer......

younger
thinner
handsome
muscled
witty
charming
rich
entertaining

[The summer, one word to sum it up?]

I now understand the meaning of the Scottish word, dreicht!

[Cakie Less]

Does that mean I don't get my cake now either?

[Holiday]

Were you in the nuddy?

[Non Smoker]

Keep going Joe and Lou, you can do it!

[Insomnia]

Deep in the bosom of the gentle night

Is when I search for the light

Pick up my pen and start to write

I struggle, fight dark forces

In the clear moon light

Without fear... insomnia

I can't get no sleep

I used to worry, thought I was goin' mad in a hurry

Gettin' stress, makin' excess meth in darkness

No electricity, something's all over me, greasy

Insomnia please release me and let me dream of

Makin' mad love to my girl on the heath

Tearin' off tights with my teeth

But there's no release, no peace

I toss and turn without cease

Like a curse, open my eyes and rise like yeast

At least a couple of weeks

Since I last slept, kept takin' sleepers

But now I keep myself pepped

Deeper still, that night I write by candle light

I find insight, fundamental movement, uh

So when it's back this insomniac take an original tack

Keep the beast in my nature under ceaseless attack

I gets no sleep

I can't get no sleep

Faithless - Insomnia

[Lost track]

Keep going Douby Doo, you're doing great kid

[Wood, Wood and more wood]

But how much was there when you first went on the beach and how much on the roof rack when you left then Flakey? :lol:

[bed time]

Cavorting, that's your problem, too much cavorting.....

And I never nagged about you going to bed, I said it would help your health if you didn't stay up all night - you can see that never worked then